Do you think if I say 100 hail Mary's the excess fat on my thighs will suddenly drop off?! How brilliant would that be; 'dear slimming god, this week I sinned.. I fell and landed on the front step of the flapjack shop, I didn't mean to it just sort of happened.. everything slowed down.. everything went black. The last thing I remember is choosing a rum and rasin covered flapjack and then...... nothing!
I came too whilst sitting in the car of dreams reading the calorie value on the back of an empty packet! - They must have lied? surely it couldn't have had 500 calories in it?!
'Dear Robyn, my child...I believe that you truly regret you decision and that you have learnt not to be glutinous even when presented with the treat of all treats! - two inches of those bad boy pins!
'thanks Slimming God, I will never sin again'
So I weighed today! :( I don't need to post it.. needless to say it is more than I was last week!
It will be better this week! Next Monday I will be back to just overweight and feeling motivated not overweight and feeling guilty!
Gym-ed once this week so far, 15 minuets on the Step machine on the highest level.. my bum is
killing me! Going back today for a second session!
In a bit
Robyn
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